10.30.2008
10.27.2008
10.26.2008
Limey rix
There once was man named Björn,
A widower full of mourn,
Until one day,
When he had a nice lay,
And began a career doing porn.
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There once was a lonely nun,
Who enjoyed having feet in her cun,
Along came a spider,
Who stepped right inside her,
And said "Eight is better than one".
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I wished that I had two dicks,
So I could bone twice the chicks,
I went on a date,
And it all went great,
'Til the sight of my dicks made her sick.
A widower full of mourn,
Until one day,
When he had a nice lay,
And began a career doing porn.
---------
There once was a lonely nun,
Who enjoyed having feet in her cun,
Along came a spider,
Who stepped right inside her,
And said "Eight is better than one".
---------
I wished that I had two dicks,
So I could bone twice the chicks,
I went on a date,
And it all went great,
'Til the sight of my dicks made her sick.
10.24.2008
10.23.2008
My Limerick - A Vindictive Child of Haiti
As I child I lived in Haiti
One day I was kicked by my matey
So I quickly learned voodoo
And saved up my doodoo
Now he’s married to quite a shitty lady.
As I child I lived in Haiti
One day I was kicked by my matey
So I quickly learned voodoo
And saved up my doodoo
Now he’s married to quite a shitty lady.
10.22.2008
Namin Us
We narrowed it down from:
Farm Hands
Sweat Lodge
Sweat Pants
Reduction
Giant Wing
GoLion
Force
Phantom Hands
Money Corp
Board of Ed
Fatso
to
Sweat Lodge
Sweat Pants
Force
Fatso
Giant Wing
2 Checks and an X
Farm Hands
Sweat Lodge
Sweat Pants
Reduction
Giant Wing
GoLion
Force
Phantom Hands
Money Corp
Board of Ed
Fatso
to
Sweat Lodge
Sweat Pants
Force
Fatso
Giant Wing
2 Checks and an X
10.20.2008
Mi Limerick
There once was a lad in a bag
Who’s love was a smoke and a shag
But his sack was too small
With no room at all
So he found himself alone with a fag
Who’s love was a smoke and a shag
But his sack was too small
With no room at all
So he found himself alone with a fag
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